Sunday, July 27, 2014

July 27, 2014 - The Artist and the Cattail


There once was a young artist who lived with an ancient tribe of people in a very cold land.  Because it was so cold for most of the year, the people had to work very hard to gather enough food in the warm weather to sustain themselves throughout the long and cold winter.  This made them all very grumpy because they were so tired from always working.  And everyone had to work--all day every day with no exception.  But our little artist didn’t want to work or snare animals or make jerky or clean hides.  He wanted to paint and sculpt and carve.  He would often sneak away to do so but he always got caught, and when he did, his mother would beat him with a cattail from the pond near their home.

One late Spring day his whole family decided to go on a long fishing trip to gather enough fish to dry for the winter.  His mother left him at home to tidy the house and repair the outside cellar door so what little food they had left in storage would be safe until they could gather more.  As soon as they all left, the young artist ran out to collect berries to make a deep purple paint for a basket he had made.  While he was out, he found beautiful feathers, soft clay, and hundreds of colored and speckled eggshells.  He spent a long time collecting them all, dreaming of the things he would make with them.

But he was horrified when he got home because an animal had gotten into the cellar and eaten all that was left of their food.  He was beside himself with grief thinking of how much his family would suffer for what his mother always called his “stupidity,” not to mention the beating he would get when they returned.  He decided that the least he could do was gather the cattails his mother would need to beat him.  So he went down to the pond and gathered as many as he could carry.  And then he went and got more and more and more.

Cattail (Typha)

When his mother returned, she saw what had happened and was furious, calling him “stupid” again.  His sorrow was so great that he showed her the cattails and asked her to beat him to death for being an artist instead of a hard worker like his siblings.  Of course, she wasn’t going to beat him to death, but she did want to give him quite a spanking.  So she grabbed a cattail and hit him very hard on his behind (where he had packed a lot of clay in his back pockets that he had gathered earlier, so it didn’t hurt too badly).  But when she did so, the cattail burst open and there was a beautiful white center inside.  It smelled wonderful and fresh and she decided to taste it, and it tasted wonderful too.

Soon everyone grabbed a cattail and peeled it open, only to find a wonderful center inside that could be eaten straight away.  They also found it could be boiled and made into many foods.  When they ran down to the pond to get more, they pulled them straight up from the root and found that the rhizome was fleshy and starchy and delicious.  Soon they had more food than they knew what to do with!  They gathered it all, ate it fresh, boiled it, and dried and pounded the roots into flour for breads.

Of course, this changed the whole tribe’s way of living, and they didn’t forget that it was the young artist who had led them to this newfound food that soon became a staple in their lives.  They allowed him to paint and sculpt and decorate their homes with bright colors and pretty objects, which filled all of their hearts with joy.  And now that their stomachs were fuller, they had more time to enjoy the beauty that the young man could create.  From then on, they no longer looked at his quirkiness as “stupid,” but instead praised him for his cleverness.  He couldn’t care less about any of their praise but was absolutely thrilled that he had a new job as the tribe decorator.  Not to mention that it did feel good to have a full belly, too.

(Immature cattails--before they turn brown--are a miraculous source of food.  They can be peeled and used as a wonderful vegetable.  They can be eaten raw or boiled or streamed like asparagus.  They’re great in stir fries as well.  You can slice them thin and put them on sandwiches.  They’re loaded with vitamins, minerals, and a surprising amount of protein.  You can dig the rhizomes up, clean them, dry them, and pound them into a nice flour.  Additionally, the “jelly” that you’ll find inside when you peel the cattail can be used on sores, boils, and skin irritations.  It helps to soothe pain.)